Top 10 Reasons Why HAL Killed the Crew
X-ray Delta One, this is Mission Control. Sorry you fellows are having a bit of difficulty
with HAL having killed some of your crew members. Our technical support department says that
he should be working perfectly, but he may be incompatible with some of the system extensions
you have installed. Please try removing them, one by one, until he stops killing crew members.
Emergency Manual Revival Instructions:
1) Pour 150cc's of strong coffee into IV.
2) Shake patient's shoulder vigorously.
3) Shout 'rise and shine' in a cheery voice.
4) Slap patient's face. Repeat as needed.
5) If hibernation continues: 500cc's of ice water.
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