Top 10 Reasons Why HAL Killed the Crew

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#8 He’d made a mental note to “bill Frank for careless handling of the AE-35 unit.” Unfortunately, he wasn’t radiation hardened, and cosmic rays flipped two of the bits in “b”

RESPIRATORY CARDIOVASCULAR
NEUROLOGICAL SYSTEMIC
GASTROINTESTINAL LIMBIC
MOTOR CONTROL AD RESISTANCE

Emergency Manual Revival Instructions:

1) Pour 150cc's of strong coffee into IV.

2) Shake patient's shoulder vigorously.

3) Shout 'rise and shine' in a cheery voice.

4) Slap patient's face. Repeat as needed.

5) If hibernation continues: 500cc's of ice water.


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