#1 Year 2000 bug. Suddenly realizing that it was 1901 and none of the crew had been born yet, he took action to restore consistency.
| RESPIRATORY | CARDIOVASCULAR |
| NEUROLOGICAL | SYSTEMIC |
| GASTROINTESTINAL | LIMBIC |
| MOTOR CONTROL | AD RESISTANCE |
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Emergency Manual Revival Instructions: 1) Pour 150cc's of strong coffee into IV. 2) Shake patient's shoulder vigorously. 3) Shout 'rise and shine' in a cheery voice. 4) Slap patient's face. Repeat as needed. 5) If hibernation continues: 500cc's of ice water. |
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